damn that's a big tom jones picture!!!

so the tom jones picture is a little big. it's so big in fact that it's screwed with the proportions of my sidebar. so that means it's too big. and i can't say i know enough html to shrink it down and make it like 50% or something. maybe there's a "size=50%" command or something. i'm dumb. someone tell me how to do it.

and i was in the bathroom earlier (as everyone knows it's the best thinking place in the world) and i remember the huge troughs they used to have in large sports arenas. i'm pretty sure they didn't have those in the ladies rooms, at least not in the ones i went into by accident those seven or eight times, but for a proper image, take the accompanying picture, make it metal, wrap it around the entire outside of a large room, and imagine 30 guys stepping up to it pulling a Ghostbusters and trying not to cross any streams, if ya know what i mean. i don't know what made me think about it. maybe it's the marvel of the the motion-detecting-self-flushing urinal. you know that soon enough they'll have one's that'll shake for ya too.

and when thinking about troughs, the next thing that comes to mind is pigs. conveniently enough, one of my coworkers mentioned the fact that she'd going to the best barbecue place in all of Los Angeles. The Pig. i haven't been there yet. actually, i haven't been a lot of places in LA yet. every now and then, friends say "hey, i wanna come visit." so i figured i'd wait to do things til they get here. that way it'd be fun for both of us and i wouldn't want to be rushing past some stuff and wanting to stay a while at other stuff. ya know, no presuppositions or something. i'm sure that's not the right word. but it's close enough.

so after troughs and barbecue and pigs, the only other thing to think of is barbecue sauce. and say "sauce" really fast and you're really expressing your desire for the greatest tequila to touch these lips. ok, patron is better, and girls seem to really like tequila rose, but Sauza demolishes Jose Cuervo when it comes to actual taste, shooting ability, and resulting effects the next morning.

- posted by yeah...about that... @ 3:03 PM