I am a beast unlike no other!!!

To all those who thought my amazingly-wicked-kicked-me-out-of-school-one-semester-before-i-graduated-but-my-academic-advisor-actually-did-her-job-for-once-and-got-me-back-in-barely-graduating 2.01 GPA wouldn't amount to anything, I wholeheartedly say "eat it". See those pointy-tipped wheel things over there? Those are called gears. By oneself, it just sits there. When put on an axle, it spins. But when you put a bunch together it's called a gear train. Go on, say it out loud. Gear train. Good job!

And I made one....along with grinding wheels, a clutch, and a springloaded offset axle. It took me working all day the past few days, but I reinvented the pencil sharpener. Except my thing is a grinder. Kids don't like to play with sharp pointy things. Well, I take that back. We all know they do. But they shouldn't, they'll poke their eye out. I can say that now. I'd probably get fired if some kid did, in fact, poke their eye out. But it's my design. If you're in Target in 4 months and see an Imagic Plastic Regrinder, buy it. I made it. See if you can hurt yourself. I got a 5 Washingtons that says you can't.
- posted by yeah...about that... @ 7:37 PM