no need for small talk pt II

after i posted about the door test, i immediately got a comment from one of my friends who i know would love nothing more than to ride a motorcycle for the rest of his life. and i empathized for him, as motorcycles can't really have a door test:

JNGerber: I like the door test
cage fiend: can't really use it on a motocycle
JNGerber: nope, but you can tell if she likes you if she holds on tight even when you're going slow
JNGerber: or rests her chin on your shoulder, that's also a good one

and it got me thinking. are there any other tests that can be administered while entering/sitting in/on a vehicle? or not in a vehicle?

the movie chair armrest test is an easy one to point out. no explanation is really needed.

then there's always the passing on the street test. i don't think it's ever been verbalized before, but this test has been around forever. it basically consists of saying hi to a girl when you're passing her on the street. mean girls give you a dirty look. nice girls say hi. really nice girls jump you where you stand.

i think another test that's been around but never really been talked about is the dinner table test. too many women are obsessed with what they look like when they eat. superficial women order a cobb salad with a glass of water. a real woman orders spaghetti, ribs, sloppy joes and then dessert. damn there's nothing better than a woman with a good appetite.

i'm sure there are others...ideas?

- posted by yeah...about that... @ 2:23 PM