No, sir...This is work related.
ya gotta start somewhere
so i find myself falling asleep every night falling asleep with the tv on watching one of 4000 movies. well, maybe one of 40 movies or however many there are on digital cable...and that's a lot.
i woke up sunday during the opening credits of
Chilly Dogs (released outside of the US as
Kevin of the North). not having ever heard of it before, and with my penchant for utterly nonsensical movies, i lied there in my sleeping bag (as i

still have not yet bought a bed) and was entertained for approximately the next hour and a half. i think what intrigued me the most was that it featured
skeet ulrich, originally of
Scream fame (unless you count being an uncredited thug in
TMNT or an extra in
Weekend at Bernie's) and
natasha henstridge, of such uber
Specieshotness proportions only the most carefully chosen words could be used to describe her: she's wicked hot! oh yeah, and
leslie nielson was in it, too....that, if anything, should give you a clue as to what kind of movie it was.

as far as movies go, it was a mix of
Caddyshack and
Iron Will, but what concerns me is why these two formerly A-list actors would do a movie of this level. it was just hard to get use to seeing the two of them in slapstick comedy. sure, really dumb movies are the start of some questionably high profile careers. i'm specifically talking about
keanu in
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure and
paul walker in
Meet the Deedles (both of which i own). but for
skeet and
natashalicious to take the step backwards, i just don't get it. oh, and while we're on the subject, previously stated uberbabe is co-starring again with the formerly
Mr. Demi Moore and everyone's favorite
Friend Sr. Perry in the new
The Whole Ten Yards on April 9th. a cinematic experience i am most definitely looking forward to.
oh, and i'm sure i missed the boat on this one a looooooong time ago, but you tell me which one's
skeet and which one's
johnny depp.