"Jesus Christ is a black man and he lives in Santa Monica"

friday i went with my boss and one other guy i work with to lunch. afterwards we stopped by a tv repair shop (Harvey's TV Repair, to be exact). anyway, we walk in and i see a bunch of movie and tv personalities' headshots on the wall behind the counter. we're talking A-list celebrities such as Taran Noah Smith (the youngest son Mark on Home Improvement) and Clois Leachman (Beverly Ann from Facts of Life).

anyway, i'm looking at these headshots, and i see a check pinned to the wall. you know, like a regular personal check made out to Harvey's TV Repair for $37.00. Common sense would tell you that if it's pinned on the wall, there's got to be something special about it. sure enough, it was written by Jesus Christ. i commented to the respectable gentleman behind the counter about the origins of said check, and he looked at me, as if surprised himself by my surprise, and said "what? you didnt know? Jesus Christ is a black man and he lives in Santa Monica."


oh, and for some reason i've been asked a lot lately about my views on religion. many people have questioned my faith because i don't go to church. my response? "Going to church makes you a Christian just as much as standing in a garage makes you a car."

and if that weren't enough for you, you might want to check this out. it's how i break it down. you know how we do.

- posted by yeah...about that... @ 12:28 AM